‘If I reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart , will u love me ??
“Happy Propose Day”’
Monkey’s and girls are the same,
bcoz they fight only for banana.<=-P
Boys and rats are the same, :p
because they are always searching for new holes.. X_X =D =))
Teacher: What is your father’s name.?
Pappu: Madanlal
Darshanlal Chodhary.
Teacher: its very long, any short name. .?
Pappu: Ma..Dar..Chod.!
Making a girl say YES is not a big deal..
But making her say
OH YES
OH YES
OH YES
OOOoo….
yyyyeeeeessss…
requires special talent.
Couple silent in bed…
Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Is he seeing someone?
Don’t I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinks :
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Dhoni ne last over Jadeja ko kyu di hogi…??
😛
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