Kabhi bullet chalai hai??


BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:- kabhi
bullet chalai h??
.
.
Girl tez krke aage nikal gai.
.
.
Boy barabar me
aakr: Kabhi bullet
chalai hai??
.
.
.
Girl slow ho gayi.
.
.
Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
.
.
.
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Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
.
.
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Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha
tha chalai hai to bata de break
kaise lagate hai… 😀
lolz :-D:-P

Improve ur GK ! ;)


Improve ur GK –
National Sister – Mamta Banerjee,
.
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National Girlfriend – DeepikaPadukone,
.
.

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National Tension – Salman Khan’s
marriage,
.
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National Bachelor – Rahul Gandhi,
.
.
.
National Dahshat – Sequel ofRa.One,
.
.
National food – Kasam,
.
.
National Strugler – AbhishekBachchan,
.
.
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National Judge – Archana Puran Singh,
.
.
.
National Mom – Sonia Gandhi,
.
.
.
National Jamaai – Kasaab,
.
.
.
National Book – FB,
.
.
.
National Robot -our great shree shree
M.S. (Samjne wale samj jaoo) 😀 😀

KG v/ s 10th..


KG v/ s 10th..
KG:- kisi se dosti nhi thi aur
ladkaladki
sab hath pakad kar chalte the

10th:- dosti bhi hai aur pyarbhi
par
hath pakdne sedarte hai. .

KG:- pencil, rubber, sharpnr, scale,

sab
roz le jate the.

10th:- 1 pen bhi dusri class se
mangne
jaate hai. . ..

KG:- lunch se pahle hand wash n
prayer karte the..

10th:- 1st period me hi lunch
khatam
kar dete hai. . . .

KG:- Class mai enter hone se
phle”MAM MAY I COME IN” bolte
the.

10th:- bina bataye hi pure
periodbunk
pe rahte hai.. . .

KG:- bag mai har subject ki book
or
copy dalte the.

10th:- har subject ki 1 hi copy
banate
hai. . . .

KG:- class test me star miltatha. .

10th:- full moon hi naseb hote
hai:D . . .

KG:- roz diary likte the & mom
kodikhate the.

10th:-1st page pe details bhar kar
diary
kisi kone me fek dete hai.