Aunty to mai teri hu, Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar”


Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty he.”
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli : “Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?”
Ladka sharma ke bola :
“aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to me use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho, yeh to Aunty hai.”
Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,
Aunty to mai teri hu,
Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar”

Bahut oversmart ban rha hai :P =D:D


God: wat do u want…??
Boy: a very beautiful girl.
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God: if u r a Muslim .
I’ll give u Katrina,
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if u r a Hindu I’ll give u

Kareena,
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Nd if u r a Christian I’ll give u
Genelia,
wat’s ur name…??
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Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes.
God:- Rakhi Sawant de saale
ko. Bahut
oversmart ban rha hai 😛 =D:D
=D