Will you spend the rest of your life with me ….

‘Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Will you spend the rest of your life with me?’

“Ek Glass Doodh dena.”

Santa Biwi se- “Ek Glass Doodh dena.”

Biwi (Sexy Mood me BRA Upar kar ke)-
“Muh Laga kar Pee Lo.”

Santa-
“Teri aisi Harkaton ke Kaaran mein Tujhse Paani nahi Mangta.”. X_X =))

14 Feb Valentine Day…

Time Table aa gya hai taiyaari shuru kar do
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Hug Day
13 Feb Kiss Day
14 Feb Valentine Day…
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day.

Mamma kal papa kaam wali ko sofay per leta kar…

Papu: Mamma kal papa kaam
wali ko sofay per leta kar…
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Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab papa
aayein tu phir batana… .
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Papa K Aatay Hee
.
Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya
howa? .
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Papu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay pe leta kar jo sharma Uncle aap
k saath karte hain… woh kar
rahe thay …